I dunno how to cook.

And Ellie isn’t here.

(to the crappy microwaveable meals!)




Thankfully, I know how to work a microwave!




somethingexskylent:

tickinglady:

I’d visit you if I could find my grandpa! He sort of disappeared too…

I don’t really have enough power to travel around myself yet. I’m just an apprentice so far!

oh no! I’m sorry to hear that!
if it makes you feel better my Opa hasn’t come around lately either…
what does he look like? maybe I’ll see him! 

He’s tall, and he’s hollow, and he has a clock for a face, and he ticks like me.

I guess I could have just said “Oh, he’s a grandfather clock” but that wouldn’t have been very fun.

So, yeah.

He’s a clock.




somethingexskylent:

tickinglady:

somethingexskylent replied to your photo: Hello?
aah! hello miss! it’s been a rather long time, how have you been?

I’ve been alright, other than the whole everyone up and disappearing thing. It’s been a pain trying to find a free wifi link, too. All of the possible connections keep exploding! …Not literally, of course. How about you?

oh um I’ve been okay!
it’s been kinda quiet lately though…
I don’t think anyone wants to visit me no more… 

I’d visit you if I could find my grandpa! He sort of disappeared too…

I don’t really have enough power to travel around myself yet. I’m just an apprentice so far!




somethingexskylent replied to your photo: Hello?
aah! hello miss! it’s been a rather long time, how have you been?

I’ve been alright, other than the whole everyone up and disappearing thing. It’s been a pain trying to find a free wifi link, too. All of the possible connections keep exploding! …Not literally, of course. How about you?



Hello?

I am so proud

CHEETO BATH………

I WANT TO SIT IN IT BUT I WILL RUIN ALL THE CHEETOS




amiraculoushighblood:

tickinglady:

amiraculoushighblood:

HaHaHaHaHaHaHa 

HoNk 

ThAt’S a PrEtTy gOoD mOtHeRfUcKiN jOkE 

If you think it’s funny, ok.

I don’t know any other real good jokes, though.

Most of my friends aren’t into jokes so I don’t bother to learn any.

yOu JuSt GoTtA dRiNk YoUr FaYgO aNd EaT yOuR pIe AnD tHe JoKeS wIlL mOtHeRfUcKiN cOmE tO yOu SiStEr

JuSt liKe A mIrAcLe :o)

I’ve never had pie and I’m sort of confused about how faygo-s are miracles.

Actually, once, I did have pie, but I was really young and I forgot how it tasted.

I think it was apple.

Oh, fuck, I’m rambling again.